Okay...I'm giving Zoe a bath after school today:Zoe: "Dad, can I sing you a song I wrote myself?"
Me: "You wrote a song?"
Zoe: "Yes."
Me: "I'd love to hear it. By all means...sing."
Zoe (singing): "I love my fa-mi-ly. Mom-my and Gabe-and-me."
Me (aghast): "What about me? I'm part of your family too!"
Zoe: "Oh, yeah...I forgot."
Gee...thanks, kid!
