All "One-Line Cheap Shots" Edition

-Will Fred now deny putting up a site about Mitt's magic underwear?

-Besides, how magic can their underwear be if it gets into a bunch this easily?

-Oh, cool...now I can ignore it from 25 miles closer to me!

-Well, there goes that potential McKinney vs. McKinney dream match-up.

-You see? Going there just hasn't worked out for anybody.

-Who says it takes balls for a Texas fan to throw down with some Boomer Sooners?

-But...her body was actually the best thing about that "performance."

-Hey, not for nothing do they call 'em "The Chain Gang."

-"Once you get past the totalitarianism and attempted genocide, it was great stuff."

-Ever see Olive Oyl? Tell me Popeye wasn't at least half-blind.

-Finally, a little perspective for all the agonizers here in Athens.