Tuesday Spewsday (Slow News Day)

"I simply must register my objection to the unfair and slanderous portrayal in this story of patriotic, chicken-farming Americans who safely use propane and propane accessories every day."

So, according to Karl Rove (who simply will not shut up about Hillary...dude, cold shower):

"She enters the general election campaign with the highest negatives of any candidate in the history of the Gallup poll," Rove said.

"It just says people have made an opinion about her. It's hard to change opinions once you've been a high-profile person in the public eye, as she has for 16 or 17 years."

I disagree. I don't think Hillary would be doing as well as she is in the polls if opinions about her weren't already changing. No, you're never going to move the numbers of that deeply partisan 30-35% that hate anyone with a "D" next to their name...but what's left of the sensible middle in this country is giving Hillary a fair shake and coming away impressed. Rove is just bald-headedly and obesely whistling past the graveyard.

NASA's looking for suggestions about which Earth sounds to include on another possible Golden Record that would be attached to a deep-space probe. Two words: "Free Bird."

Georgia Gwinnett College (and isn't that an effing fantastic name?) is now open! I'm begging you guys...please start cranking out some Traffic Management majors.